How to Love A Monster
Well as you guys can see I’ve started playing ~*~My~*~Candy~*~Love
And I have carefully crafted my character to be ~*~Super~*~Segoi~*~
She has mysteriously silver hair that may have something to do with her ~*~magical~*~powers~*~
And strangely coloured eyes that may also have something to do with her ~*~kawaii~*~magical~*~powers~*~
And a scar that she doesn’t remember getting that has to do with her mysterious past that may also have something to do with her ~*~magical~*~powers~*~
And the facial expression of a serial killer

it just felt right
And now after a long-ass intro with a freakish man-thing I didn’t get screenshots of, I have now started
They’re already throwing some bullshit about paperwork at me fuck that I’m a freshman I’m doing the irresponsible shit
Nothing in the courtyard, fine I’ll do the stupid paperwork


So this is the first guy I guess
I’m not all that impressed
Let’s go find that broody fuck

Who the fuck are you
My heart positively swells with joy at the prospect
Checked back with paperwork man and swear to gall he has one mighty telephone pole up his—
SWEET MOTHER OF NIGHT JACK

WHY THE FUCK INDEED
—the hell just happened—
GALL
FUCK
WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN COMING FROM
No actually it’s not
what the fuck

is wrong

with your eyes

so down below, pretty blonde boy just told me I couldn’t enroll in the school
I thought this could be a legitimate outcome of the game
I was genuinely upset at having failed so early
…you dick.
This is the courtyard, one of THREE PLACES in the ENTIRE SCHOOL I can go right now:
I’ve been here like seven times and that girl was the only person here that one time
Riveting
—FUCK
NO. GET. AWAY. FROM ME.
By the way while you’re here have you seen my enrollment form around anywhere—
—NOT. OKAY.
Okay so some more dicking around, and apparently I CAN leave the school, you just have to use buttons off-map, which is kind of confusing, but maybe I shouldn’t have just skimmed the tutorial
shut up
and FINALLY
Augghh
I’m leaving it at that for tonight I’m so fucking tired

Well as you guys can see I’ve started playing ~*~My~*~Candy~*~Love

And I have carefully crafted my character to be ~*~Super~*~Segoi~*~

She has mysteriously silver hair that may have something to do with her ~*~magical~*~powers~*~

And strangely coloured eyes that may also have something to do with her ~*~kawaii~*~magical~*~powers~*~

And a scar that she doesn’t remember getting that has to do with her mysterious past that may also have something to do with her ~*~magical~*~powers~*~

And the facial expression of a serial killer

it just felt right

And now after a long-ass intro with a freakish man-thing I didn’t get screenshots of, I have now started

They’re already throwing some bullshit about paperwork at me fuck that I’m a freshman I’m doing the irresponsible shit

Nothing in the courtyard, fine I’ll do the stupid paperwork

So this is the first guy I guess

I’m not all that impressed

Let’s go find that broody fuck

Who the fuck are you

My heart positively swells with joy at the prospect

Checked back with paperwork man and swear to gall he has one mighty telephone pole up his—

SWEET MOTHER OF NIGHT JACK

WHY THE FUCK INDEED

—the hell just happened—

GALL

FUCK

WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN COMING FROM

No actually it’s not

what the fuck

is wrong

with your eyes


so down below, pretty blonde boy just told me I couldn’t enroll in the school

I thought this could be a legitimate outcome of the game

I was genuinely upset at having failed so early

…you dick.

This is the courtyard, one of THREE PLACES in the ENTIRE SCHOOL I can go right now:

I’ve been here like seven times and that girl was the only person here that one time

Riveting

—FUCK

NO. GET. AWAY. FROM ME.

By the way while you’re here have you seen my enrollment form around anywhere—

—NOT. OKAY.

Okay so some more dicking around, and apparently I CAN leave the school, you just have to use buttons off-map, which is kind of confusing, but maybe I shouldn’t have just skimmed the tutorial

shut up

and FINALLY

Augghh

I’m leaving it at that for tonight I’m so fucking tired

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    Oh god…I was cracking up at the Ken part X’D
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    I’mdehFairy.
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